09 September 2009

Stampede!

I was walking carelessly when somebody pushed me.

They were running. Daliiiii! (Faster!)

I stared.

A throng of ladies was actually running towards me. Some gays sashaying after.

Someone stepped on me. Ouch.

Hey!

Sori sir, sori sir. Daliiiii!

I was thinking a bomb will soon explode at SM. I looked around.

They were running.

What happened?

Hey what's happening?

John Lloyd. John Lloyd.

What?

John Lloyd is here.

Ouch!

(Pic from manilagayguy.net)

3 comments:

  1. OMG!!! kabayot niya manong oi! hahaha abi nako si rustom padilla! wakekeke

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  2. hahahahaha. i can't, won't, could not, wear his costume even if they are orangey.

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  3. naku...madami akong kilala na makikistampede for john lloyd! my sister included! he! he!

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