I was walking carelessly when somebody pushed me.
They were running. Daliiiii! (Faster!)
I stared.
A throng of ladies was actually running towards me. Some gays sashaying after.
Someone stepped on me. Ouch.
Hey!
Sori sir, sori sir. Daliiiii!
I was thinking a bomb will soon explode at SM. I looked around.
They were running.
What happened?
Hey what's happening?
John Lloyd. John Lloyd.
What?
John Lloyd is here.
Ouch!

(Pic from manilagayguy.net)
