Man is a narcissistic species by nature. We have colonized the four corners of our tiny planet. But we are not the pinnacle of so-called evolution. That honor belongs to the lowly cockroach. Capable of living for months without food. Remaining alive headless for weeks at a time. Resistant to radiation. If God has indeed created Himself in His own image, then I submit to you that God is a cockroach.
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19 July 2008

Transcendental Meditation on Begging (Or Eating Alone at Chowking Early One Morning and Having Violent Thoughts While Looking at a Beggar Using Her Child as Pawn)

While I was about to eat a spoonful of corned beef omelet, a woman dragging a child knock on the glass window near me. I looked at them. She extended her arm like I was going to regurgitate my corned beef meal. My sweet Lord!

My thoughts suddenly went on memory recall just like in the movies.

I can remember pretty well that Mother used to admonish us when we ask something from our neighbors. She told us we would rather eat camote or gabi but not beg for food from other people. As long as we have both hands and feet, we can work and eat. If Mother can see these begging entities, they would be reprimanded as well.

We used to live in a shanty (defined as a small thatched hut with lots of cellophane matter in the roof to cover disintegrating nipa strips) in our hometown. When the rain pours, we ran in the corners so we would not get wet or squat at the top of a stool so the overflowing creek would not touch our feet. We were made to wake up early mornings to help plant anything that can be eaten. And could sleep soundly because we diligently water those plants in the early mornings and late afternoons. We would gather firewood in a nearby forest and bring snails to feed the pigs. I even had a share of tilling the land for rice and other staples when our neighbors needed workers, from planting to harvesting.

And I have survived.

Which made me wonder why these people shamelessly beg for anything from me, including this hard-earned corned beef? I am not rich. I can only afford to eat a full meal once a day. I work so hard to buy myself things I like. Where is the amor propio that is so Filipino in them?

Poverty? These people are not poor! The poor in my place works hard so they can eat. They toil day and night. Their skins looked like carabao skins. They smell. But they do not beg. These city people have the luxury of sitting around like something is going to happen to them of which they only knew. I know somebody who could not even walk but he sells newspaper day in and out. Now he has a motored wheelchair. But them? Ugh!

And we blame the government.

They should get lessons from priests who are the number one beggars but living luxuriously in their palaces.

Damn! Early in the morning and I am nagging!


18 July 2008

Tay, ikaw pala yan?

Pizza clerk surprised to find robber is her dad

DENTON, Texas - Police said they will not file charges against a clerk whose parents and husband were charged with robbing the pizza restaurant where she worked, officials said. Police said the clerk didn't know they planned to rob the Pizza Patron Friday night.

While the robbery was in progress, the clerk discovered her father was the robber when another clerk struck him, knocking him out and knocking off his wig and sunglasses. He was later apprehended after witnesses followed the getaway pickup.

"Her husband told us she didn't know. He knew they were going to rob someplace but he thought it was going to be a convenience store," police Sgt. James Brett said in a story in Monday's online editions of the Denton Record-Chronicle.

A surveillance video corroborated the clerk's story. A police report shows the trio was in custody within 14 minutes of the robbery.

All three suspects were charged with aggravated robbery.


Annoying


Some people's daily mission is to annoy you. It's up to you if they succeed.

17 July 2008

Invites (Sandugo Regional Product and Raw Material Showcase)

16 July 2008

Exclusive for Cebu Passengers

LTFRB-7 hotline for riding public

Cebu Daily News
First Posted 12:27:00 07/16/2008

CEBU CITY, Philippines - A hotline to report taxi drivers charging an additional P10 for their P30 flagdown rate is now available to the public.

The Land Transportation Franchising and Regulatory Board-Central Visayas (LTFRB-7) said passengers can call telephone numbers 231-6221 to report taxi drivers who charge P10 more for their fares ahead of July 24.

On that date, taxi drivers will charge a P40 flagdown rate for passengers.

The Metro Cebu Taxi Operators (MCTOA) urged taxi passengers to report any drivers who charge them with the P10-add-on rate.

MCTOA President Richard Cabucos said taxi passengers can get the plate numbers and names of the drivers, taxis or operators from the ID card displayed in every unit.

LTFRB-7 director Romulo Bernardes said they will accommodate complaints.

/Correspondent Jhunnex Napallacan

WARITA FUDERANAN LIWAG R.I.P.


Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal.

Last night, 15 July 2008, our Tiya Rita died peacefully after a brave bout with colon cancer. Her remains lie in state at the Cosmopolitan Funeral Homes, New Mandaue Branch, Mandaue City in Cebu. (Interment will be announced later by the family.)

Those who knew her and those who care, please pray for her eternal rest.

Thank you for sharing your love to us Tiya Rita.



On the pic: The Liwag Family of Oroquieta City now living in Cebu City

15 July 2008

Ghost/s in the House

After a few words on cleanliness and responsibilities, I was virtually living alone in the house for three days now. Such a relief!

But I wonder why whenever I left for work and I came home in the evening, I found out that someone (or somebody) was using the house. Things were not in order anymore. You know. The way you arranged them and they were not there anymore. The bathroom dirty again when I know I cleaned it up after using. Am I having a transient ghost at home?

Hmmm maybe it's time for me to ask for rent.