Serious News

Host: How important is it for us to relax these days?

Guest: Oh, so important, because of the faster ups and downs of life.

Host: So, what works for you?

Guest: For one thing, I don’t watch newscasts anymore, because of the serious of the news.

(from inquirer.net; pic from meapcareers.com.au)

Uh oh!

Host: If you had a foreign guest, where in the Philippines would you take him?

Guest: I would take him to see the Chocolate Hills in Bicol.

(Uh, those are the Sapin-sapin Mountains. The famous Chocolate Hills are in Bohol.)

from Nestor Torre's Boob-tube Booboos

Pic from mediabistro.com

Booboos

HOST: When will your regional conference be held?
Guest: It will be on the second year of January.

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Host: What will you be sharing with our viewers in this portion of our show?
Guest: For the store owners out there, we have tips on how to attack your customers.

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Host: What do you like to do to relax?
Guest: I like to go to the beach, listening while relaxing to the wiping of the water.

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Host: What is your order to your people during this military mission?
Guest: If they fire us, we will fire them!
(Fire away!)

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Host: How was your last concert—was it successful?
Guest: More than! All the people watching, their faces were clapping!

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Host: Why did you choose her for your model?
Guest: To showcase my hairstyle, she’s the best, because kanyang personality, napaka-humane and simplicity.


Compilation grabbed from Inquirer.net