Flirting for the Country

Aside from the fact that she is flirting and eventually getting the attention and extra manipulations from the foreigners, this whore (I would like to presume basing on her actuations) caught everyone's imagination at Tingko Beach. She is spreading a different malaise every time she walks around and when she sings the karaoke. Off-tuned of course. (Take note of the reaction of the kids in the background)

WE EAT FOREIGNERS TOO

An ugly foreigner (I can't tell what species he belonged to) asked me why I had two cups of rice on my plate. I told him I felt hungry.

And why rice, he insisted.

Irritated, I told him it will help feed my hunger.

Duh!

And Filipinos eat dogs too. I have tried.

And sometimes Filipinos would like to try foreign looking aliens whatever their forms are.

He sat silently unable to eat his burger.

I was tempted to ask if I can have his burger. But no. I'm more civilized.