Search and You Shall Find in My World

19 October 2007

WE EAT FOREIGNERS TOO


An ugly foreigner (I can't tell what species he belonged to) asked me why I had two cups of rice on my plate. I told him I felt hungry.

And why rice, he insisted.

Irritated, I told him it will help feed my hunger.

Duh!

And Filipinos eat dogs too. I have tried.

And sometimes Filipinos would like to try foreign looking aliens whatever their forms are.

He sat silently unable to eat his burger.

I was tempted to ask if I can have his burger. But no. I'm more civilized.

2 comments:

Miki said...

bwahahaha!!!
suplado!

Chie said...

Bilib ko nimo. Pero ning gawas jud imo pagkasuplado. Di ko kaya ang imo gibuhat. Hahahaha...