Excuse me. I am no fashionista. I am a fashion disaster myself. Not even into trends. But lately I've seen guys (gays, actually) wearing what looks to me is a scarf worn by members of the Al Qaeda.
I even wondered myself, loudly this time, if we have become a Middle Eastern state or kingdom. Which is good. But in reality we are as hot as Saudi could get but not as cold in the evenings. The scarf could replace the mighty old hankie for that flowing sweat. Or the bib. Or maybe we have become a part of the North Pole? Somebody give me a whole block of ice, pleaseee. No! Just the ice. No whiskey. It would make me sweat like hell.
Tell me I pray, what's the scarf for?