The Composition of Semen

My gosh! I've been ejaculating and sharing my semen for so long but I didn't know its composition.

Not until now. For those who also did not know, here it is:

• water
• aboutonia (what the hell is this)
• ascorbic acid (vitamin C)
• blood-group antigens
• calcium (yes, just like milk!)
• chlorine (add your own little contribution to the cleanliness of that hot tub!)
• cholesterol (not specified if this is bad cholesterol or good cholesterol)
• citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid, fructose (is that sugar?), glutathione (hmm ladies, take note), hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen
• phosphorus and potassium (indeed, it is for fertilization, or bomb material?)
• prostaglandins (fatty acids that perform hormone-like functions)
• purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid
• sodium (we need that when we sweat a lot)
• sorbitol (a laxative), spermidine, spermine
• urea, uric acid (that doesn't sound great, finally)
• vitamin B12 and zinc (wow, sounds like multivitamins to me!)

Source: semen@Everything2.com


Did you know that? NOW WE KNOW!